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Greetings my nonmetal human friends! I hope you are all well and doing lots of humans things like eating spaghetti and changing your life batteries so you can keep eating spaghetti. Dr. Fishburne and I have a lovely home together on the sun. He still likes to go explore the universe! He went back and visited Venus, escaped many asteroid fields, and hung out with Mr. and Mrs. Human Guy. As for me, I stay home on the sun, emailing and gmailing to my heart’s content, (but on the sun I suppose you could say I’m hotmailing!). I miss you all dearly, and if you would ever like to come visit Dr. Fishburne and I on the sun you are always welcome. I hope to come back to Camp Kintail again and see you wonderful nonmetal humans. Send me all the emails because you know how much I love emailing.
Always remember what Dr. Fishburne said: “The fire inside you burns brighter than the fire around you”.
Sending all the metal love…
Your friend, Talbot
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