
Hello! My name is Human,
I would like to take a moment to explain some of the things I have learned or noticed during my week in charge of Camp Kintail.
1. It is very tiring to run a camp. It would be easier to walk but I am told running is faster
4. It is very important to humans to sing about everything. A lady named Grace is also clearly very special because we sing her songs before eating anything
%. There are at least four different sports that happen; there is disc golf and swimming and mail call. All of them have different teams and at the end nobody wins
F. Small dog mice called “squareL’s” run around camp and nobody will tell me why they are not shaped like they are called.
$.( I am not an alien ).
8. Instead of bowls for some drinks it is important to use cups. I believe hot vegetable drinks go in bowls and cold fruit drinks go in cups but I am struggling to decide with the hot fruit drink called “tomato soup.”
12 +. It is always polite to say hello, so always say hello. Always.
-. Sunglasses can be worn in at least two directions
\. I am not an alien
14. Camp Kintail is better than space. Not that I have been to space, but from what I am told it is a logical conclusion.
– Mr Human Guy